Terrible picture of the lightening Flash makes everything look normal. You can't even tell a massive thunderstorm is going on. Dad: It's a good thing we didn't decide to watch the storm after all. Me: Yeah. Looks like if we did one of our heads would be chopped off and the other person would've been flipped over and smashed. Dad: You know your mom is going to want to keep those chairs. Me: Yeah. She'll insist we bend them back into shape. Dad: And it'll never happen. Me: So, hello new bent chairs that will stay in our lawn forever! Dad: I should probably fix this before someone gets electrocuted. *Both of us look over at the neighbor's yard and we notice that even their clothes are perfectly intact on the clothesline.* Dad: Why is it that not even a piece of grass is missing from their yard, but with us it looks like a hurricane went through?